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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:00
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Everyone loved it.
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
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No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Unacceptable again!
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
Still no good.
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